“I'm so proud of you, Dusty Boy! Look at you! You're a professor! You're teaching classes! And I hear you're on TV!.....What? Oh, Dad says YouTube. I can never tell the difference.”
“I may have died in 1936, but that doesn't mean I don't know talent when I see it. This Dustin guy, and his simplistics website, is top-notch. If I could move from my grave, I'd take a class myself!”
Karl PearsonFounder of the Correlation Coefficient
“I may not know Dustin. I may have never heard of simplistics. And it's possible I don't even know what 'statistics' means. But....well....you know."